P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
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STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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