remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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