i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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