literally had 100 drinks last night.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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