Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
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It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
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If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I have tasted many bathrooms
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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