Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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