Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I need a beard to bite.
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