dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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