Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
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