It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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