how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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