I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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