You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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