He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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