I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
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Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
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I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
how drunk are you?
Several
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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