What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
You're completely useless in the revolution.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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