ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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