Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
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We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
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Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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