Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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