Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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