She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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