Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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