in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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