I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
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