Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
stop calling my apartment porn island.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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