Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
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You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
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we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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