I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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