Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
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We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
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Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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