Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
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captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
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And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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