Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
worst night to have a conscience
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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