girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
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she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
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I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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