plz talk dirty to me
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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