He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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