Whatcha textin bout Willis?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
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