he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
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she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
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We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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