Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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