Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
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