put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
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