...so i touched it.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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