I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
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Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
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I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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