Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
so let's talk penis.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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