she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
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5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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