I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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