you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
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Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
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I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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