You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
