He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
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im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
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Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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