there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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