I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
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What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
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Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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