Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
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OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
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I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I love you.
Bad choice
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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