There is no way he is gay with that hair.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
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