I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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