their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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